Life

Did you ever think you could settle down and relax?
Welcome, on board.
Did you forget people saying, "Life is a race! Run! Run!"

Fasten your seat belts.
For there isn't any pit(y) stop ahead.
You race and race until your tires bleed with baldness.

And then they happily lived ever after, is only for works of fiction.
Brace yourself for a great life ahead.